[Verse 1 - Ralsei, "Susie"]
Oh gosh, a battle, this is getting intense!
"FINALLY, A BATTLE! Ready, losers? LET'S DANCE!"
My heart is pounding, let's all make it through, guys! Fair and Square!
"I've got an ax, I'd like to introduce you!"
This is way more scary than I'm used to!
"I'm slashin' faces, you can just do you, guys, really don't care."
[Verse 2 - Ralsei, "Susie"]
I've studied for years but I've got nothing on this mighty foe!
It's all of my fears incarnate, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
"There's only one way to win a battle in this world, y'know
JUST MAKE SURE THE OTHER GUY IS DEADER THAN YOU!"
[Verse 3 - Ralsei, "Susie", 'Both']
But with a little kindness...
"AND WITH A LOT OF VIOLENCE!"
We'll put this all behind us
"AND PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAVE"
Just tell me what to do, Kris...
"Don't lecture me, I GOT THIS!"
'Whatever you do, don't miss!'
'Who knows how this thing will behave!'
[Spoken - Ralsei, "Susie", 'Both']
Are you, um
"Kris, why are you..."
'Flirting with the enemy?'
"THIS IS PATHETIC, MOVE OVER
[Verse 4 - Ralsei, "Susie"]
"Listen, punk! If you think you can just be nicey-nicey and survive, then you're fighting the wrong girl!"
No, no, no! I can promise you that what my friend here was trying to say was that she is so very very thankful in every way you're trying to be nice, but being more than nice to her would really really really mean the world!
"I think that just made it tired..."
I can pacify it! Who knew that singing at such a regular and normal speed would help it rest?
"You're letting it live? Are you serious? What a riot!"
Susie, wait, we've fought so hard just to make it this far so please don't just do what feels best!
[Spoken - Ralsei]
Ah...well, at least we'll never have to go through that again!