[Spoken - Lancer]
HO HO HO
[Verse 1 - Lancer, "Various guys"]
I've got a score to settle here with you
"No you dont boss you just met"
Ok so maybe I dont have a score to settle yet
"But you'll get one soon I bet"
You're heroes right
You clowns are heroes aren't you dont be shy
"here he goes now dont ask why"
Then we should fight
'Cos guess what clowns GET THRASHED I'm the bad guy
"He's not bad just mostly shy"
[Verse 2 - Lancer]
I just can't wait
To drag your sorry faces through the sorry mud
And then ill drag
Them across several more places and leave clowns as just a bucket of blood
Yeah lancer rules
The crowds will cheer and cheer cos dad told them they should
So lets throw down
You clowns are gonna get thrashed really bad
[Verse 3 - Lancer ,"Various guys"]
So how was that
I've been improving on my evil speech
"boss dont ask them for critique"
It all fell flat
You're saying i dont practice what I preach
"why not show them your technique"
Check out my wheels
I've got a bike attached to them on top
"Yeah that's Kinda how bikes work"
Jut try and seal
Our fountain when you die by wheelie pop
"sorry boss can be jerk"
[Verse 4 - Lancer]
So if you think
I'm Really bad and or rad
You'd best join the club
And join it quick
Because the only members right now are two ruddins and some jigsawry scrubs
Also be thrashed
So all the dads and dadesses will join it too
Now let me help
With that whole being thrashed part as I thrash